Rabid vampire bats, oh my! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-10960389
Story too bizarre for joke, Big Kite writer hangs head in shame. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3093616/Psychic-finds-wrong-corpse.html
In defense of Goldman Sachs, most colleges are thieves. http://www.bloomberg.com/video/62044940/
In San Francisco sodomy all good, Happy Meals not so much. http://www.csmonitor.com/Money/new-economy/2010/0813/Happy-Meals-Does-McDonald-s-lure-kids-unfairly
NYC continues to give rest of country reasons to hate it. http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2010-08-13/manhattan-luxury-condos-embrace-federal-help-in-game-changer-for-sales.html
Look smart by knowing why Obama presidency sunk faster than Red October. http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/nilegardiner/100050412/the-stunning-decline-of-barack-obama-10-key-reasons-why-the-obama-presidency-is-in-meltdown/
$1 million speeding ticket, damn you Europe and your bad ideas like fascism. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-10960230
